20 things that grow over the years

1. debt
2. alcohol intake
3. depression
4. tie knots
5. cardigan collection
6. leaning towards Tories
7. number of enemies
8. heating bills
9. ownership of jig saw puzzles
10. number of useless household gatgets
11. garden weeds
12. repulsiveness to opposite gender
    
13. regrets
14. CD collection
15. fear
16. waistbands
17. collection of odd socks
18. ears
19. noses
20. other unmentionable extremities