17 things to do before you die

1. feel unwell
2. feel worse
3. feel really really bad
4. suffer searing pain in chest
5. clutch heart
6. heart stops
7. panic
8. take terminal breath
9. evacuate bowels
10. brain starts to die
11. see welcoming white light
12. see self as if floating above
13. smile blissfully
14. brain dies
15. welcoming white light fades to black
16. experience immense disappointment
17. not smiling any more